HHC-style posting:

-Training course starts officially today
-GIVE ME BACK MY AS LIFE!!!
-Not being able to slack anymore in camp is really weird
-I DON'T WANT TO DO GUARD DUTY!!! But everyone has to =(

Oh well, at least something else has happened which has made me super duper happy for some reason.

You wonder so long.

Then after a seemingly innocuous comment.

Everything clicks.

It smacks you like a baseball bat in the face.




Oh and btw, Incredible Tales (on channel 5) is becoming less of a documentary and more of a B-grade horror movie.

At least Pushing Daisies is next :D :D :D

YA LA!

More random blogging...

- Normal working day Last day of Leave
- Applied for half day off to meet up with Shim and Cheewee Agreed to meet up with Hang and Cheewee
- 5 mins before I was about to step out of office... home...
- "Eh, I need your help. To do a powerpoint presentation..." "Eh I haven't leave office yet, paiseh"
- HAIZ...
- To cut the entire long long story short, ended up OT-ing for 1.5 hours... waiting for Hang to finish OT-ing for 1.5 hours...
- Ok though...
- Hang's QOTD (lol) from Sian Lor "If I were you, I would have called the helpline liao!" (Lol...)

- Popcorn + Coke Ice Lemon Tea for lunch
- "Don't Mess With Zohan" is OMG... Maybe it should have been M18 lol...
- Swensens for dinner
- 3rd Topless 5  2nd Sticky Chewy Chocolate in 3 weeks lol...
- Bloated...

- Mugging for the first time since a long long time lol... for Basic Theory Test... Put my mugging of Time Crisis 2 to the test

- Badminton training cancelled Have to go back OETI tomorrow... cuz the host formation has a mass bowling outing... Leave end
- Hehe, but unit going to Science Centre tomorrow for "Family Day" :D:D:D KNN GONNA BE SIAN TMR

Yay... Boo...






Btw if dun get it, must ask a joker that comes later.

Yesterday, 14/06/08: Go Blym's house play PS3
Today, 15/06/08: Go Linz's house play Wii
Tomorrow, 16/606/08: Go Melvin's house play Xbox360

...
If only I have all 3

My cousin DAAAMN smart la.

Bring MacBook Air to Jurong East library.

Leave MacBook Air at power socket to recharge.

Go eat.

Come back to find MacBook Air VANISH INTO THIN MACBOOK AIR LA.

Shim Schedule:
June 11th - Report to OETI EWTW
June 20th - Report to OETI EWTW

:D:D:D
8 completely NS-free days.

Anyway, MGS 4 COMING OUT AT 9.45am LATER!!!
Don't know why I'm so excited, I've never even played the first 3

Also, currently Portugal 1 Czech 1 $#$@#^!$ Portugal for letting Czech score

Also I went to Orchard Isetan today, supermarket on first floor. Saw a medium-sized box, cross section slightly smaller than A4 paper, of grapes from Japan, priced at $109.00. %#$!@#!%

There was a small bunch of grapes sliced half for sampling, not sure if it was the $109, but they tasted DIVINE. It was as if I was eating the Hi-Chew grape candy. HOLY SHEET.

Another sampling was of a $69.00 honey dew from Japan. It literally melted in my mouth. Seriously. Those fruits justify their bleedin' expensive price tags.

Confucius says:
Baby in mother's womb, is inhuman.
Feeling of anal sex, is fucking shit.

Original lines, these 2. Speak like Yoda, I fucking am.

Anyway I went to buy the Tokyo Love album that's being advertised on TV, admittedly only because of (re)hearing one track that caught my heart many years ago.

Time goes by - Every Little Thing




MGS 4 is still so far away. Boo.

I bought a 500GB external hard drive today.
Only problem is my com's USB ports are not USB 2.0, so the data transfer rate is FARKING slow.

At least I get to finally download the Everything Slayers torrent, which is 30gb large. Every single episode of The Slayers.
Classic.

I found the spawn point for grenades, and handgun.

After dying once, I stayed at the hospital and blew it up and played with the police when they arrived and gunned me down.
After dying twice, I stayed at the hospital and blew it up and played with the police when they arrived and gunned me down.
After dying thrice, I stayed at the hospital and blew it up and played with the police when they arrived and gunned me down.

I ran out of grenades.

After dying four, I stayed at the hospital and shot everyone and played with the police when they arrived and gunned me down.
After dying five, I stayed at the hospital and shot everyone and played with the police when they arrived and gunned me down.
After dying six, I stayed at the hospital and shot everyone and played with the police when they arrived and gunned me down.
After dying seven, I stayed at the hospital and shot everyone and played with the police when they arrived and gunned me down.

Then I turned off my ps3 and died to coughing bouts.

went to watch soccer with dear Hang yesterday night. FARKING BORING.

I still haven't gotten any guns.

in GTA IV.
only played ps3 this week. llike now, just now. today.

"For a dumb yokel, you're a pretty funny guy."
"For an annoying dick, you're an annoying dick!"

I managed to get MAX star criminal rating by crashing through a blockade. Eventually died, after stealing a police car and smashing into a SWAT van. Was only a one way high way, my way.

PAY DAY TMR! Or rather, later at 11pm.

Having accumulated a total of 3600 McDonald's Rewards points, Happy Meal Blym decided to exchange them for 36 hamburgers, to be consumed in one sitting. Thus we undertook an exciting journey on Mt Mac Hamburger.

THIRTY-SIX.
If only words can describe the o_O expression on the manager/cashier/unimportant woman's face when she looked at the receipt.

I ate 8. I'm gonna grow fat.

Pictures are in Blym's camera. On hindsight I should have used my phone to take pictures as well, but that is why it's called hindsight.



Iron Man turned out to be less awesome then I thought it would be, unlike say, I Am Legend. I'm glad I didn't pay money to watch it.




...I like the fact that there's so much wordplay in this post >_>

19 years old. The age which male-ish Singaporeans, if they took the traditional JC route, will have to serve, with Loyalty to Country; Leadership; Discipline; Professionalism; Fighting Spirit; Ethics; CARE FOR SOLDIERS, in the National Service.

Date: April 13

TJX treated me to a Japanese Pasta and Pizza eatery at City Hall City Link, where I consumed, not Pasta, not Pizza, but RICE. Ho ho what irony.

Went over to Blym's house to partake in 4 player orgy of Super Smash Brothers Brawl. And Wii Sports.

Arsenal dominantly thrashed Manchester United and lost 1-2. For which  I am very very happy and this happiness will be doubled, nay tripled, NAY QUADRAPULED, if Chelsea slips on the WIgan banana skin tonight.

All in all, one of the better and more memorable birthdays I had. Unlike, say last year, wherein nothing happened, except that I received my Project Work result >_>

I took leave today, which is why I can actually post this now and sip on my non-existent champagne and chortle, "Merry Ho Ho!"; "Hearty Har Har!". I have no idea what I'm saying.

My aunt has also bequeathed(in terms of handing down, not passing through will, she is still very well alive thank you very much)  to me an HDTV, which is alas CRT in nature but supports resolutions of 720p/1080i. Again I have no idea, but this time am confuzzled by the paradoxical nature of a widescreen resolution residing in a Box, not slim LCD TV.

I can only tell that the sides of pictures/videos on screen are cut off a little, but not sure how it affects game-wise. I played Portal (from the delicious crate of citrus-goodness, Orange Box) but could not recall how it looked like in 576i resolution, meaning I could not tell if the sides were cropped or something. Anybody able to tell me of any effects?

Simply put, I can now play my PS3 in mine room instead of having to lug my lardy ass out to the living room; on an HDTV nonetheless!; and in 720p resolution but not really understanding how that works on a 4:3 TV Screen; and obtaining a wired connection to the modem/router instead of relying on dodgy wireless connection that is somewhat not responsive/ fucked up.

It's given birth to a humongous mess of wires thou =/

Milan and Madrid out.
Fuck.

With regards to tomorrow.
Fuck lah.

My mom buys 0719 and 0829 for 4D.
2nd prize is 0729.
Fuck it lah.

Starhub offering free 26" Samsung HD-Ready TV. But I'm already under a previous contract that lasts til July next year, because I was a noob last time and didn't know you can still sign with an ISP without having to sign any of their plans/contracts. Unless I pay $400 to terminate contract, another chance missed to get an HDTV.
FUCK IT LAH.

In retrospect, my priorities seem to be screwed.
FUCK IT LAAAAAAAHH~~~~

Wow. Everyone around me seems to be getting a PSP Slim. I'm so jealous. I don't have a PSP, Slim or Phat.

: (

Also, I'm going to die on Friday. It's gonna be such a depressing day. If not Friday, then March 13th.

: (

:' (

Cos 100 is only 1/3 of 300? >_>
Credits to vgcats

Today I went Linz's house to draft.
Three times we drafter Morningtide cards and all three times there's never been a rare worth me playing for it/them.
Besides, I wasn't really paying attention today cause my thoughts were:

"Lol. PS3."

Interesting (Amazing) poem. And you get to learn English pronunciation for free! No charges.


Dearest creature in creation,
Study English pronunciation.
I will teach you in my verse
Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse.
I will keep you, Suzy, busy,
Make your head with heat grow dizzy.
Tear in eye, your dress will tear.
So shall I! Oh hear my prayer.

Just compare heart, beard, and heard,
Dies and diet, lord and word,
Sword and sward, retain and Britain.
(Mind the latter, how it's written.)
Now I surely will not plague you
With such words as plaque and ague.
But be careful how you speak:
Say break and steak, but bleak and streak;
Cloven, oven, how and low,
Script, receipt, show, poem, and toe.

Hear me say, devoid of trickery,
Daughter, laughter, and Terpsichore,
Typhoid, measles, topsails, aisles,
Exiles, similes, and reviles;
Scholar, vicar, and cigar,
Solar, mica, war and far;
One, anemone, Balmoral,
Kitchen, lichen, laundry, laurel;
Gertrude, German, wind and mind,
Scene, Melpomene, mankind.

Billet does not rhyme with ballet,
Bouquet, wallet, mallet, chalet.
Blood and flood are not like food,
Nor is mould like should and would.
Viscous, viscount, load and broad,
Toward, to forward, to reward.
And your pronunciation's OK
When you correctly say croquet,
Rounded, wounded, grieve and sieve,
Friend and fiend, alive and live.

Ivy, privy, famous; clamour
And enamour rhyme with hammer.
River, rival, tomb, bomb, comb,
Doll and roll and some and home.
Stranger does not rhyme with anger,
Neither does devour with clangour.
Souls but foul, haunt but aunt,
Font, front, wont, want, grand, and grant,
Shoes, goes, does. Now first say finger,
And then singer, ginger, linger,
Real, zeal, mauve, gauze, gouge and gauge,
Marriage, foliage, mirage, and age.

NICE.
Manchester United vs Tottenham Hotspurs. Half time.

Guess what the channel changes to?

Porn.

[[ j0nShżm] ..死視天王 Ichiya..         RONAAAAAALLLDDDOOOOOOOO!!!         _ says (11:56 PM):
NICE
HAHA
pornstars watching porn movie
tv in tv
this is just weird

What's even worse?

[[ j0nShżm] ..死視天王 Ichiya..         RONAAAAAALLLDDDOOOOOOOO!!!         _ says (11:57 PM):
not chio
and damn flat

My animu backlogs are killing me. It's not helping that I'm procrastinating either. Wtf. It's not even schoolwork.

I started playing FF12 for awhile, then stopped again because I decided to only play it when I finally order the Piggyback guidebook. Taking a look at the preview pages shows that it's ohmygodsomuchmoreawesome than the shitty BradyGames guidebook I have right now.

I feel terrible.
Also, backlogs + incoming episodes + lack of HD space = constant headache about... HD space.

I'm so jealous that some people have A levels to distract them from watching animu. I wish I had A levels to distract me from all these nonsense. And my lack of HD space.

CNY can't come any sooner. Along with it funds for ps3. ha. ha.

ATTENTION Football managers in real life, please go sign this player called Henning Drill!

HE SUDDENLY POPS OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF 10th-11th SEASON IN FIFA 07.

HE IS 26 YEARS OLD AND 99 IN ALL STATS. OMGWTFLOLOLOL!!!! -ROLLS AROUND LAUGHING-

Sigh. Everyone is in NS liao. Sad.