heard on 98.7FM

Dress for first date: $140
Reservation at swanky restaurant: $90
Delectable cuisine: $260
Getting him to think that you look absolutely sizzling: Priceless
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The baby that follows soon after: ALL YOUR ENTIRE LIFE SAVINGS!!!
-cue laughter-


Today at OETI
-Gun Module 1 (GPMG, M16, M203, Pen Gun, SAR21) Theory Test
-25 questions
-Never/ Didn't bother to study
-92/100, 2nd out of 28
-LOL


"Have you seen this kid? The one who made all the Halo shit weapons out of cardboard?"

good for ppl like me, in OETI, a gun technician place? >_<

What a wonderful way to end the weekdays. Today is Saturday and I officially declare I'm sick. Was already feeling woozy on Thursday and Friday, and why not after these.

Thursday
0515: Wake up
0530: Leave house
0700: Reached Pasir Ris to take Aloy's car
0715: Started playing bball near Elias Mall
0815: Arrived at Downtown East to eat Mac's breakfast.
0850: Assembled for TBTL (Team Building Team Learning) courtesy of my WSM
0910: Started Photo Hunt
1100: Arcade in E!Hub against "Gamemasters" aka Permstaff
1130: Lunch
1145: Due to breakdown in stuff, slept at the bbq pits near the beach.
1445: Wake up with everyone suntanned/burnt
1450: Run to shelter when rain arrived.
1500: Rain stop, walk back to bbq pits for TBTL games
1600: Finish games, getting ready for bbq
1700: Dao-ed bbq, went with 2 other guys to play soccer with Russians (including a Russian bade)
1730: Finished, talk cock, sing song.
1800: Raped 3 guys, drawing stuff on their abdomen with butter/chilli sauce/satay sauce
2100: Talk cock, sing song
2200: TBTL finish for the day
2230: Melvin's house to bathe
0000: Back to E!Hub to watch Red Cliff
0210: Finished, went to benches outside DE BK to nap while waiting for Dark Knight watchers to finish
0230: Went to Elias Mall
0240: Play LAN
0615: Back to Elias Road bball court to play bball
0800: Finished, back to DE to breakfast at BK
0850: Assembled again for final day TBTL
0900: Actually not TBTL, but AREA CLEANING WTF
0910: Clean Beach
0930: Found dead puppy =(
1000: Everyone went down to the Mangrove at one end and cleared all the Rubbish (Holy shit)
1030: Finish Area Cleaning
1100: Dismissed after Debrief
1130: WENT BACKT TO BBALL COURT TO PLAY BBALL (MAD PPL)
1245: Finish playing, felt like shit and shack
1255: Shared cab
1330: Arrived at Woodlands MRT, met TJX
1400: My house, played PS3 with TJX
1730: TJX left, fell asleep
2230: Wake up, dinner, bathe, watch TV
0030: Sleep

Eh.. no Friday..? OH YA I NEVER SLEEP ON THURSDAY NIGHT. HAHAHAHA.
Hence, I lived through a day that was 48 hours long.
Therefore, self-inflicted sickness =D



Second Reason for Down Feeling:
SQUARE-ENIX announced at E3 that Final Fantasy XIII was to be released on Xbox360 also.

THAT REALLY FELT LIKE A BITCH SLAP TO MY FACE. OMG.

...GUARD DUTY TOMORROW.

-is sad many many times over-

=(  =(  =(  =(  =(

D= D= D= D= D=

T_T   T_T   T_T   T_T   T_T

Our camp has its very own haunted area, at 1AMB. It's called Tang Lane.

...If I don't come back you know what has happened.



P.S. After ELEVEN years the 4th season of The Slayers has come out, called Slayers Revolution :D :D :D

Shim Schedule:
June 11th - Report to OETI EWTW
June 20th - Report to OETI EWTW

:D:D:D
8 completely NS-free days.

Anyway, MGS 4 COMING OUT AT 9.45am LATER!!!
Don't know why I'm so excited, I've never even played the first 3

Also, currently Portugal 1 Czech 1 $#$@#^!$ Portugal for letting Czech score

Also I went to Orchard Isetan today, supermarket on first floor. Saw a medium-sized box, cross section slightly smaller than A4 paper, of grapes from Japan, priced at $109.00. %#$!@#!%

There was a small bunch of grapes sliced half for sampling, not sure if it was the $109, but they tasted DIVINE. It was as if I was eating the Hi-Chew grape candy. HOLY SHEET.

Another sampling was of a $69.00 honey dew from Japan. It literally melted in my mouth. Seriously. Those fruits justify their bleedin' expensive price tags.

My life is sloughing away while I wait for June 24th, when my Small Arms Training Course actually starts. I'm still living the life of an OOT, except that now I'm called an AS (Auxillary Staff) and working, not on Tekong, but in OETI Ayer Rajar Camp.

Which incidentally has been described as PARADISE ON EARTH.
:D :D :D

With calculations:
24 months of NS.
3+ months have been/will be wasted away doing practically nothing. Oh and getting paid for doing nothing also.

ISN'T THAT FUN?

But not really. My NS allowance is not enough to cover my expenses!!! Gaming fiscal year has started and the games are flying in hard and fast, draining my wallet faster than it is being filled.

I weep.

The World Ends With You (DS)
Persona 3: FES (PS2)
GTA 4 (PS3) But still unsure whether to buy or not.

IRON MAN 30th APRIL. Definitive must watch watch.


CHELSEA VS MANCHESTER UNITED. TONIGHT.

Tonight, the Reds will go marching ON ON ON.



Yep. I posted just to keep my blog from dying.


EDIT: I decided to post a video too! omg. random.
and BoA is damn cool-looking 1/4 ways into the video, with her white hat and suit :D :D :D

SWEET IMPACT - BoA

If anyone noticed, my replies to the comments in my OOT blog post were during a weekday. Hint Hint, I had access to Internet WHILE IN CAMP. End Hint.

The wonders of OOT life. Which equates to slacking in Scabbard Mess, getting to eat at the canteens where the food is MILLION TIMES better than cookhouse, and using Internet. Maybe.

I've been and still am a little flippant for my posts about Army, and also not friends-locking them. I wonder if this decision will come back to charge me :P

A stay that was short-lived. Cougar, I've only spent 3 weeks with you. That's 3 out of the 13. Surprisingly (!), maybe not, I'm a little sad in leaving Tekong. Because I've become quite gum with my bunk mates on the 2nd day itself. Being in NCC paid of because what started my interaction with all of them was teaching them how to fold sleeves and tie bootlaces :D But now I've to leave them and embark on another journey.

To Ayer Rajar Camp. To become an Army Tech (Trainee). Which I assume is Army Technician.

So, NS log for Shim.
140308: Shim becomes OOT.
3 weeks later
310308: Shim receives his posting from Tekong HQ Manpower Branch.
030408: Shim books out from Tekong officially, and hopefully permanently.

I'll miss my bunk mates. Although I only got to interact with them during the times before lights out, we've already talked alot of cock.

Plenty of interesting and amusing things happened during my 3 weeks. Suicidal cases, depressions, ghost-sightings...

-Suicide-case guy apparently attempted suicide or something on 1st/2nd day. He is now OOT.

-Depression guy cried in toilet everyday. He is going to become OOT.

-Only one guy saw ghosts so far. He had two sightings, one during night, and the next one DURING THE DAY. WTF.
-The best thing was, he got 7 days MC. KNNCCB.

-Stupidest case I've witnessed was yesterday. Let's call the idiot Guy A.
-Guy A came back to endorse MC for fever.
-Commanders already buay song him because he somehow always gets MC after booking out. That's twice.
-Guy A exits from office and doesn't appear for quite some time.
-COS goes to look for him.
-COS CATCHES HIM IN THE TOILET SMOKING.
-Guy A kena charged. First time I heard was SOL (Suspension of Leave).
-But apparently they're going to throw him into DB.       
- :D :D :D :D :D :D



Oh and Shim's camp is a stay out camp. Which means I, like HHC, gets to book out everyday.

My NY resolution to wholeheartedly support me passion of gaming is really costing me and draining my pockets. It means I'm not gonna buy pirated games/mod consoles anymore. woot. wOOT.



According to Purple Light tune. Ask any guy who's been through NS.

**
PCC, is my hobby.
I do it once, I do it twice.
Every day, Every night.
With my dicky and my porn mag and Me~e~e.

**
OOT, sibei jialat.
Everyday, do saikang.
Clean toilet, Carry things.
...

I can't be bothered anymore.

2 weeks and counting. We are out from our confinement week(s)!!!

Cougar Coy OOT: 6

Falcon Coy OOT: 11

Hawk Coy OOT: 21+

Hawk Coy WINS!!!

13/03/2008: Jon Sim books into Pulau Tekong BMTC School 1, Cougar Company.
14/03/2008: Jon Sim becomes OOT.

The rest of the days are spent reading newspapers, FHM and Maxim in the Company Office, with Air-con and musik.


And doing saikang work also lah.



20/03/2008: Jon Sim books out for Good Friday.