1-0 up at JJB stadium.

Will we be champions?


EDIT:

WE ARE. OH FUCKING YES WE ARE CHAMPIONS. 2-0. AND CHELSEA DIDN'T WIN.

AND WE WILL BE CHAMPIONS AGAIN ON MAY 21ST.

I bought a 500GB external hard drive today.
Only problem is my com's USB ports are not USB 2.0, so the data transfer rate is FARKING slow.

At least I get to finally download the Everything Slayers torrent, which is 30gb large. Every single episode of The Slayers.
Classic.

I found the spawn point for grenades, and handgun.

After dying once, I stayed at the hospital and blew it up and played with the police when they arrived and gunned me down.
After dying twice, I stayed at the hospital and blew it up and played with the police when they arrived and gunned me down.
After dying thrice, I stayed at the hospital and blew it up and played with the police when they arrived and gunned me down.

I ran out of grenades.

After dying four, I stayed at the hospital and shot everyone and played with the police when they arrived and gunned me down.
After dying five, I stayed at the hospital and shot everyone and played with the police when they arrived and gunned me down.
After dying six, I stayed at the hospital and shot everyone and played with the police when they arrived and gunned me down.
After dying seven, I stayed at the hospital and shot everyone and played with the police when they arrived and gunned me down.

Then I turned off my ps3 and died to coughing bouts.

went to watch soccer with dear Hang yesterday night. FARKING BORING.

I still haven't gotten any guns.

in GTA IV.
only played ps3 this week. llike now, just now. today.

"For a dumb yokel, you're a pretty funny guy."
"For an annoying dick, you're an annoying dick!"

I managed to get MAX star criminal rating by crashing through a blockade. Eventually died, after stealing a police car and smashing into a SWAT van. Was only a one way high way, my way.

PAY DAY TMR! Or rather, later at 11pm.

Having accumulated a total of 3600 McDonald's Rewards points, Happy Meal Blym decided to exchange them for 36 hamburgers, to be consumed in one sitting. Thus we undertook an exciting journey on Mt Mac Hamburger.

THIRTY-SIX.
If only words can describe the o_O expression on the manager/cashier/unimportant woman's face when she looked at the receipt.

I ate 8. I'm gonna grow fat.

Pictures are in Blym's camera. On hindsight I should have used my phone to take pictures as well, but that is why it's called hindsight.



Iron Man turned out to be less awesome then I thought it would be, unlike say, I Am Legend. I'm glad I didn't pay money to watch it.




...I like the fact that there's so much wordplay in this post >_>

25 mins Man Utd 3-0 West Ham

:D :D :D

Edit: FARK. 30th min West Ham scored 1.

WTF man. U.

LOSE 1-2 to Chelsea.

Even worse, Home United lost to Balestier Khalsa, THE LAST FUCKING TEAM IN THE S-LEAGUE TABLE.

BAD MOOD DOUBLE INCREASE UP!!!!

My life is sloughing away while I wait for June 24th, when my Small Arms Training Course actually starts. I'm still living the life of an OOT, except that now I'm called an AS (Auxillary Staff) and working, not on Tekong, but in OETI Ayer Rajar Camp.

Which incidentally has been described as PARADISE ON EARTH.
:D :D :D

With calculations:
24 months of NS.
3+ months have been/will be wasted away doing practically nothing. Oh and getting paid for doing nothing also.

ISN'T THAT FUN?

But not really. My NS allowance is not enough to cover my expenses!!! Gaming fiscal year has started and the games are flying in hard and fast, draining my wallet faster than it is being filled.

I weep.

The World Ends With You (DS)
Persona 3: FES (PS2)
GTA 4 (PS3) But still unsure whether to buy or not.

IRON MAN 30th APRIL. Definitive must watch watch.


CHELSEA VS MANCHESTER UNITED. TONIGHT.

Tonight, the Reds will go marching ON ON ON.



Yep. I posted just to keep my blog from dying.


EDIT: I decided to post a video too! omg. random.
and BoA is damn cool-looking 1/4 ways into the video, with her white hat and suit :D :D :D

SWEET IMPACT - BoA

19 years old. The age which male-ish Singaporeans, if they took the traditional JC route, will have to serve, with Loyalty to Country; Leadership; Discipline; Professionalism; Fighting Spirit; Ethics; CARE FOR SOLDIERS, in the National Service.

Date: April 13

TJX treated me to a Japanese Pasta and Pizza eatery at City Hall City Link, where I consumed, not Pasta, not Pizza, but RICE. Ho ho what irony.

Went over to Blym's house to partake in 4 player orgy of Super Smash Brothers Brawl. And Wii Sports.

Arsenal dominantly thrashed Manchester United and lost 1-2. For which  I am very very happy and this happiness will be doubled, nay tripled, NAY QUADRAPULED, if Chelsea slips on the WIgan banana skin tonight.

All in all, one of the better and more memorable birthdays I had. Unlike, say last year, wherein nothing happened, except that I received my Project Work result >_>

I took leave today, which is why I can actually post this now and sip on my non-existent champagne and chortle, "Merry Ho Ho!"; "Hearty Har Har!". I have no idea what I'm saying.

My aunt has also bequeathed(in terms of handing down, not passing through will, she is still very well alive thank you very much)  to me an HDTV, which is alas CRT in nature but supports resolutions of 720p/1080i. Again I have no idea, but this time am confuzzled by the paradoxical nature of a widescreen resolution residing in a Box, not slim LCD TV.

I can only tell that the sides of pictures/videos on screen are cut off a little, but not sure how it affects game-wise. I played Portal (from the delicious crate of citrus-goodness, Orange Box) but could not recall how it looked like in 576i resolution, meaning I could not tell if the sides were cropped or something. Anybody able to tell me of any effects?

Simply put, I can now play my PS3 in mine room instead of having to lug my lardy ass out to the living room; on an HDTV nonetheless!; and in 720p resolution but not really understanding how that works on a 4:3 TV Screen; and obtaining a wired connection to the modem/router instead of relying on dodgy wireless connection that is somewhat not responsive/ fucked up.

It's given birth to a humongous mess of wires thou =/

If anyone noticed, my replies to the comments in my OOT blog post were during a weekday. Hint Hint, I had access to Internet WHILE IN CAMP. End Hint.

The wonders of OOT life. Which equates to slacking in Scabbard Mess, getting to eat at the canteens where the food is MILLION TIMES better than cookhouse, and using Internet. Maybe.

I've been and still am a little flippant for my posts about Army, and also not friends-locking them. I wonder if this decision will come back to charge me :P

A stay that was short-lived. Cougar, I've only spent 3 weeks with you. That's 3 out of the 13. Surprisingly (!), maybe not, I'm a little sad in leaving Tekong. Because I've become quite gum with my bunk mates on the 2nd day itself. Being in NCC paid of because what started my interaction with all of them was teaching them how to fold sleeves and tie bootlaces :D But now I've to leave them and embark on another journey.

To Ayer Rajar Camp. To become an Army Tech (Trainee). Which I assume is Army Technician.

So, NS log for Shim.
140308: Shim becomes OOT.
3 weeks later
310308: Shim receives his posting from Tekong HQ Manpower Branch.
030408: Shim books out from Tekong officially, and hopefully permanently.

I'll miss my bunk mates. Although I only got to interact with them during the times before lights out, we've already talked alot of cock.

Plenty of interesting and amusing things happened during my 3 weeks. Suicidal cases, depressions, ghost-sightings...

-Suicide-case guy apparently attempted suicide or something on 1st/2nd day. He is now OOT.

-Depression guy cried in toilet everyday. He is going to become OOT.

-Only one guy saw ghosts so far. He had two sightings, one during night, and the next one DURING THE DAY. WTF.
-The best thing was, he got 7 days MC. KNNCCB.

-Stupidest case I've witnessed was yesterday. Let's call the idiot Guy A.
-Guy A came back to endorse MC for fever.
-Commanders already buay song him because he somehow always gets MC after booking out. That's twice.
-Guy A exits from office and doesn't appear for quite some time.
-COS goes to look for him.
-COS CATCHES HIM IN THE TOILET SMOKING.
-Guy A kena charged. First time I heard was SOL (Suspension of Leave).
-But apparently they're going to throw him into DB.       
- :D :D :D :D :D :D



Oh and Shim's camp is a stay out camp. Which means I, like HHC, gets to book out everyday.

My NY resolution to wholeheartedly support me passion of gaming is really costing me and draining my pockets. It means I'm not gonna buy pirated games/mod consoles anymore. woot. wOOT.



According to Purple Light tune. Ask any guy who's been through NS.

**
PCC, is my hobby.
I do it once, I do it twice.
Every day, Every night.
With my dicky and my porn mag and Me~e~e.

**
OOT, sibei jialat.
Everyday, do saikang.
Clean toilet, Carry things.
...

I can't be bothered anymore.

2 weeks and counting. We are out from our confinement week(s)!!!

Cougar Coy OOT: 6

Falcon Coy OOT: 11

Hawk Coy OOT: 21+

Hawk Coy WINS!!!

13/03/2008: Jon Sim books into Pulau Tekong BMTC School 1, Cougar Company.
14/03/2008: Jon Sim becomes OOT.

The rest of the days are spent reading newspapers, FHM and Maxim in the Company Office, with Air-con and musik.


And doing saikang work also lah.



20/03/2008: Jon Sim books out for Good Friday.

Milan and Madrid out.
Fuck.

With regards to tomorrow.
Fuck lah.

My mom buys 0719 and 0829 for 4D.
2nd prize is 0729.
Fuck it lah.

Starhub offering free 26" Samsung HD-Ready TV. But I'm already under a previous contract that lasts til July next year, because I was a noob last time and didn't know you can still sign with an ISP without having to sign any of their plans/contracts. Unless I pay $400 to terminate contract, another chance missed to get an HDTV.
FUCK IT LAH.

In retrospect, my priorities seem to be screwed.
FUCK IT LAAAAAAAHH~~~~

I found this laundry ad.



Even so, Cesc Fabricgas was Fabulous (how many times am I going to say this oh I don't know). Wonderful shot, wonderful goal. I think it's the best goal so far, even better than Barca's build-up play to goal.

Fabregas, FABRICgas
Fabric, get it? Get it? -looks at above picture-
Fabric? Ok nevermind.

In other news, Man Utd bombed the shit out of Lyon in the first half and I'm disappointed that they only had 1 goal to show.

Wow. Everyone around me seems to be getting a PSP Slim. I'm so jealous. I don't have a PSP, Slim or Phat.

: (

Also, I'm going to die on Friday. It's gonna be such a depressing day. If not Friday, then March 13th.

: (

:' (

-niaos dementist_xer0x-

I spent the night (early morning, if you would rather) at his loft, together with vicente__ and Tansy. Slacking, playing fifa08, magic, and finally watching Arsenal vs AC Milan, with glimpses of Lyon vs Manchester United.

The promised goals deluge (or the young guns of Arsenal ripping apart the old guard of Milan) wasn't to be. Kaka' was terribly off form, Pato was excellently imba, Seedorf was being a noob shite. Fabulous Fabregas was spraying passes left and right, Flamini was embarrassing Gatusso. And the closing stage was marred severely by Adebayor's stooping-header-unto-the-crossbar-and-away-from-an-open-goal.

:D

Benzema's strike into Van Der Sar's net was instinctive, Tevez's equaliser was poach-eristic. Ferguson wants Benzema, and with Manucho coming back next season, Dong Fangzhuo can disappear.

But for some reason, Dong is my 4th choice striker in FIfa 08, and pairs with Saha when I'm playing FA/Carling Cup matches.  =S


In other news, Toto later. Hoping to win first prize. Think it's 10 million bucks.

Madrid lost 1-2 to Roma at Stadio Olimpico. I support Madrid. Sounds familiar for another team I support.
Here's hoping they trash Roma 7-1 at the Bernabau ;)

Liverpool won 2-0 against Inter o_O
I was expecting a draw, instead they scored in the last 5 mins. Now Pool has 1% chance of going through to quarters instead of 0%.

Cos 100 is only 1/3 of 300? >_>
Credits to vgcats

My first Fifa 08 Manager match.

Man Utd vs Sunderland
8-5
Difficulty: Amateur

The com AI defending is Amateur but attacking is like Fifa 07 World Class, anyhow shoot also go in. Wtf.

It doesn't help that Van Der Sar got nerfed in the updated Squads patch.

In-game Juve wanted to sell Buffon. When I try to buy him it says "G. Buffon considers moving to Manchester United as a stepdown from Juventus."

Then he moves to FC Kobascherg or something. WTF.

Following the flurry of posts that seems like almost everyone in the anim* blogosphere, I only offer some short sweet words for CLANNAD episode 18.

Thanks KyoAni. You just kllled off Kyou x Tomoya and Tomoyo x Tomoya in one single blow.

BOTH OF U HAF NO CHANCE LEFT, AND THAT IS WHY I AMSH SAD.

Seeing Kyou and Ryou cry like leaking hosepipes did not help.
Shock


Denial


Grief aka Pls Pls Kill Me Nao




Nothing intellectual. I may decide to eventually pen down thought-provoking detailed analytical essays some other time, but only if I can break down the inertia of laziness.

Oh and if real life was like Fifa 08, Anderson would have scored a boat load of goals by now. 3 Be-A-Pro matches, and I've scored 5 times with Anderson, including long range shots. Which is not easy to pull of with Fifa 08's new "realism". BTW dun try to compare PC with PS3, it's so much different.